2/28/2024 0 Comments Rupaul uk season 3You could have had some bio queens on whenever you wanted.Īfter the Ellie Diamond look-alike, we get a queen who is “five-foot-two-and-a-bit” who is wearing a body-contouring tight suit, an electric-yellow wig, and the same tiny glasses from the DIY kit. I love how RuPaul later congratulates her on “breaking boundaries in the competition.” Bitch, you’re the one who cast this show. However, she’s the first contestant assigned female at birth on any version of this program. The aforementioned Victoria Scone comes onto the scene tall, gorgeous, and with her face beat to make her look exactly like Ellie Diamond. For all of you Americans out there, that’s like moving to Baltimore because you heard they have decent scruff. I love Choriza and the fact that she moved to Newcastle to get good dick. “Hate me because I’m an immigrant.” All of this is as fitting for post-Brexit Britain as an energy crisis, a staffing shortage, and parliamentary ghoul Michael Gove dancing alone in a Scottish disco. “Don’t hate me because I’m beautiful,” she says. The funniest entrance line goes to Choriza May, who also has the funniest name. She is also the trade of the season, so she can tread on my floorboards any damn time. Veronica Green hates Ella Vaday because she is not just a dead ringer for Barbarella, but she’s also a musical-theater queen with a more extensive résumé - oh, sorry, CV - than Veronica. She has only been doing drag for a year, and you can tell because she’s still wearing the inordinately tiny glasses that come in the Baby’s First Drag DIY kit. It would be funnier if she were London Paris Milan, but she doesn’t seem like she has much of a sense of humor. Making her debut in a sack of rainbow feathers like she’s a party favor that fell off a pride float is Vanity Milan. Anyway, she is the only East London gay without a mustache or a mullet. ![]() Unless she means she’s the Dani Dyer of drag, his daughter who was on Love Island. Scarlett Harlett, like a lot of dangerous Grindr profiles, has too many Ts in her name to make sense, but I already love her because she claims to be the Danny Dyer of drag, who is a famous tough-guy actor. She looks like one of the Fantanas - singing girls promoting Fanta, a soft drink like Orange Crush but disgusting. River Medway is named after the most famous river in Kent, which is like being named after the most famous rest stop in New Jersey. who will get that joke are those that listen to Who? Weekly, but trust me, that is hilarious.) She’s friends with Cheryl Hole, who reminds me of Jan for some reason, which means I already hate her. Next out of the gate is Kitty Scott-Claus, who looks like she’s dressed as a stewardess on Gemma Collins Airways. It seems like Veronica is the same old queen but jazzed up and more potent, and she will make you green in the face. This time she steps into the workroom with her skin painted green like she is auditioning for the role in Wicked that she could never land. Let’s get right into it and meet the queens, starting with Veronica Green, the West End boy who was eliminated from season two because she came down with COVID-19. Not even Brexit could remove this show from the European Union of our hearts. Yes, we’re back for another fine season of Drag Race With Accents and Shitty Prizes, and thank the ghost of Thomas Becket. Tea says that Kitty gets 3 wins and Ella gets 4, for this to happen there would need to be a double win between them at some point but I think it could be the case that the top 2 of the Fugly ball is mixed up with each getting a win so they will both have 3.Cheerio, good day, and help yourself to a crumpet or, should I say, a scone … a Victoria Scone. Krystal - Hallucinate by Dua Lipa - Vanity goes Vanity - Scandalous by Mis-teeq - Scarlett goes Lipsync to a Girls Aloud song, Kitty wins River - Shout by Lulu - both eliminatedĮlla vs. Charity - Big Spender by Shirley Bassey - Charity goesĬhoriza vs. Kitty wins? Possibly a double with Ella as the synopsis says that the queens work in teams iirc and it would fit with the 3-4 win distribution ![]() Charity - Who Do You Think You Are? by Spice Girls - double shantayĮp5: "Draglexa" branding/advert challenge ![]() (girl group winners are known, and we know Ella wins Snatch Game, and Kitty wins the Ball) Haven't collated everything into one post yet so:
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